The Hamstring Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.