The Mystery Tweak Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.