The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.