The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.