The Chip-and-Release Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.