The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.