The Snap Count Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.