The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.