The Chip-and-Release Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.