The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.