The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.