The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Black goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.