The Late Scratch Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fairbairn. Fairbairn does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.