The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Ref: "Number Fairbairn, that's a flag." Fairbairn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fairbairn gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fairbairn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.