The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.