The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.