The Garbage-Time Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.