The Snap Count Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chiefs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Jared Wiley
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.