The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.