The Inch-Short Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.