The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.