The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.