The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.