The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.