The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of East Carolina's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mitchell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.