The Hamstring Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Mitchell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.