The Garbage-Time Hex of Keaton Mitchell
Keaton Mitchell · LAC · RB
“Mitchell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that hip. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keaton Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keaton Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keaton Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.