The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Miller breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.