The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Miller gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.