The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kendre Miller
Kendre Miller · DAL · RB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kendre Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kendre Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kendre Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.