The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows Walker III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Walker III will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Walker III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.