The Committee Backfield Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Walker III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.