The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Ref: "Number Walker III, that's a flag." Walker III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Walker III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.