The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Walker III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Walker III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.