The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- The team goes up 21 early and Walker III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.