The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.