The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Coach says Walker III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.