The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.