The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows Walker III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.