The Fumble Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.