The Hamstring Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Walker III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.