The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Walker III, Walker III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.