The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Walker III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.