The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Ref: "Number Walker III, that's a flag." Walker III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Walker III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.