The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Walker III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Walker III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.