The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Walker III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.