The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.