The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Walker III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.