The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Ref: "Number Walker III, that's a flag." Walker III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Walker III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Walker III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.