The Late Scratch Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Walker III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Walker III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.